My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
did i walk over a car last night?
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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