I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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