i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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