You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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