was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I just googled if crying burns calories
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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