Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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