When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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