I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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