Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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