Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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