remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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