I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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