So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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