So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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