she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Dignity is for republicans.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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