i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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