We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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