Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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