if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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