Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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