She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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