Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I CAN MOONWALK!
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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