Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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