Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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