he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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