I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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