I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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