He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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