is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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