I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize