Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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