Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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