it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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