We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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