love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize