how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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