She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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