Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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