i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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