i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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