The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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