She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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