what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I need water and some morals
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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