I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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