I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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