they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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