I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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