If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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