Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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