There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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